By Jackie Tempera
Hey sl*ts! I’m turning up the heat on your monthly WHOROSCOPES! Get ready for even more spicy suggestions, kinky ideas, and astrological updates to guide your wildest, most sl*tty side. Let’s make October steamy. Ready to see what the universe has in store for your naughty adventures?
Important Astrological Dates:
October 2nd: Libra Solar Eclipse 🌑 — Major relationship shakeups! Time to balance what you give and what you get.
October 9th: Jupiter goes Retrograde 🔄 — Reassess your pleasure and expansion. Is your sex life really fulfilling?
October 11th: Pluto goes Direct 🔥 — Ready to release old baggage and unleash your true desires?
October 17th: Aries Full Moon 🌕 — Time to take action and get exactly what you want. Expect fiery confrontations (and some hot makeup seggs).
October 22nd: Sun enters Scorpio ♏ — Welcome to the land of secrets and seduction, where everything gets extra intense.
October 31st: Moon in Scorpio 🌑 — Perfect for release rituals... and some deep shadow work (or just a spooky good time).
Now, let’s get into these WHOROSCOPES and see what’s going to set your soul—and sheets—on fire this month!
Aries
Take control and play CEO and secretary. A little “office talk” in the bedroom will bring that dominance/submission energy out
Single: This month is all about putting yourself first. With the Libra solar eclipse spotlighting your relationship zone, get clear on what kind of partner you really want. Looking for a wild fling or something that’s going to keep you tied down for a while? It's time to figure that sh*t out. From the 9th to the 20th, luck is on your side, so don’t be afraid to take a risk! With the full moon in your sign on the 17th, plan a night where you get to shine—maybe an evening of flirting that ends with a little private strip-tease for someone special.
Relationships: Expect some fireworks this month, Aries. The solar eclipse has you reevaluating your relationship dynamics—are you giving more than you're getting? Don’t be afraid to take charge if things get unbalanced; you might even end up in a sexy power struggle that ends in a steamy makeup session. Try playing around with control dynamics—blindfolds, restraints, or maybe a cheeky role-play where you’re the boss in and out of the bedroom.
Taurus Try a playful power dynamic in the bedroom. Add a little costume for extra sizzle
Singles Feeling like your love life’s been as exciting as watching paint dry? That’s about to change. The Libra solar eclipse on the 2nd lights up your daily routine, pushing you to shake things up. Try a new café, gym, or even volunteer somewhere spicy (perhaps a mixer at your local sex club?)—your next fling could be hiding in plain sight. 😉 The Aries full moon on the 17th is your wake-up call to stop overthinking and take a leap. Put on something bold, go out, and let someone appreciate you for the sensual goddess you are.
Relationship: October’s all about teamwork. With Venus in Scorpio lighting up your partnership zone, don’t be surprised if you two end up tackling those long-ignored chores together. But balance the mundane with the kinky. After a day of cleaning up, reward yourselves with some role-play involving a little domestic discipline. Spanking for not folding the laundry? Yes, please. 😏
Gemini Introduce some light bondage into your routine—silk ties, handcuffs, or even just a scarf can heat things up.
Singles This month, the solar eclipse in Libra lands right in your house of fun and flirting. Time to amp up your dating game! Libra’s charming energy is perfect for some spicy role-play on first dates. Dress like you’re a star in your own rom-com, and if things get a little steamy, add some playful bondage—nothing too intense, unless you're into that! Expect the Aries full moon on the 17th to have everyone looking your way—don’t be shy! Make the first move, whether it’s IRL or a DM slide that hints at all the mischief you’re craving.
Relationships: Boredom? Not on your watch. The solar eclipse wants you to bring back that flirty energy. Spice things up with a couples' game night—strip poker, anyone? 😏 And around the full moon on the 17th, try experimenting with new positions or role-play scenarios that push your boundaries. Get out of your routine and into something a little more adventurous.
Cancer Add some texture to your play—try feathers, ice cubes, or a blindfold to enhance the sensations. It’s time to push your boundaries in a safe, soft way.
Single: October is making you feel all the feels. The solar eclipse on the 2nd hits your home and family sector, so expect emotions to be running high. If you’re thinking about past relationships, use the Aries full moon on the 17th to break free from those old patterns. Plan a night out where you’re in control—whether that’s dancing till dawn or having someone wrapped around your finger by midnight. 😉 And when things heat up, don’t be afraid to experiment with some soft restraints—trust me, it’ll be worth it.
Relationship: Home is where the heat is this month. The solar eclipse encourages you to revisit what makes you two click. Plan a sexy staycation, complete with candles, massage oils, and maybe some playful spanking to set the mood. With Venus in Scorpio turning up the heat mid-month, you’re feeling extra intense—so dive into some deep conversations and then dive right in between the sheets.
Leo Try a blindfold and sensory play with hot wax or ice cubes to make them squirm just right
Single: Leo, this month you’re the main character in a romance novel, and everyone else is just background. The Libra solar eclipse on the 2nd is lighting up your communication zone, so you’ll be getting a lot of attention. It’s all about flirty DMs, late-night sexting, and maybe even some naughty voice notes. 😉 If you want more than just a fling, let them see your softer side around the Aries full moon on the 17th. And if you’re looking to spice things up, try a little sexting game—loser has to send a nude.
Relationship: Communication is key this month, babe. The solar eclipse wants you to get deep—emotionally and physically. Schedule a “Truth or Dare” night with your partner. For every secret shared, up the ante in the bedroom—maybe try that position you’ve been secretly wanting or experiment with some restraints. Around the full moon, take your partner on a weekend getaway and get a little wild.
Virgo Introduce a toy or a new technique into your routine—whether it’s a vibrating addition to your usual routine or a temperature play set. 😉
Single: Money on your mind, Virgo? The solar eclipse on the 2nd hits your finance sector, which might have you focusing more on work than play. But that doesn’t mean your love life needs to be put on hold. Schedule a luxurious self-care day or treat yourself to some naughty lingerie. 😉 The Aries full moon on the 17th turns up the heat, reminding you that life isn’t all about budgeting—sometimes, you need to splurge on a little kinky fun. Consider investing in a new toy to add some spice to your solo sessions or future hookups.
Relationships: It’s time to get clear on what you and your partner value in your relationship—both in and out of the bedroom. The solar eclipse wants you to talk finances and future goals, but keep it sexy. For every agreement, offer a reward. Maybe a sensual massage for compromising on the grocery budget, or a strip show for hashing out long-term plans. With the Aries full moon, surprise your boo with a night of intimacy where the only focus is pl3@sure.
Libra Play with power dynamics—handcuffs, roleplay, or simply taking turns giving and receiving. You’re magnetic wherever you go this month— don’t be afraid to be a little extra. Your confidence is your biggest turn-on.
Singles: It’s your month, gorgeous! The solar eclipse on the 2nd hits your sign, making you the center of attention. Everyone wants a piece of you—but make them work for it. With Venus in Scorpio heating up your self-worth zone, focus on what makes you feel desirable. Consider a photo shoot or something that lets you embrace your sensual side. The Aries full moon on the 17th could bring a surprise hookup, so be prepared to go from brunch to bedroom with someone who can keep up with your flirty energy.
Relationships: October is a balancing act. What else is new!? The solar eclipse shines a light on you, so use it to reflect on what you really want from your relationship. Got a fantasy you’ve been keeping secret? Share it. The Aries full moon on the 17th lights up your partnership zone, making it the perfect time to dive into those long, hot, and sweaty sessions. Explore different dynamics—maybe switch up who’s in charge, or let your partner tie you up for a change.
Scorpio Dive into sensory deprivation—blindfolds, earmuffs, and maybe some handcuffs. Keep your partner guessing.
Singles: Ready to let go of what no longer serves you? The Libra solar eclipse on the 2nd hits your 12th house of secrets and endings, making this a powerful time for closure. Let go of old flames and clear the space for someone new. Around the Aries full moon on the 17th, expect a boost of sexual energy—put on your hottest outfit and hit up your favorite bar. Someone who’s been admiring you from afar might finally make a move. Play mysterious and make them work for it.
Relationships: Things are getting deep this month. With Venus in your sign, there’s an intense focus on intimacy. It’s time to uncover hidden desires—yours and your partner’s. Around the Aries full moon on the 17th, plan a night where you explore everything that’s been left unsaid—play some trust games that involve control (like blindfolding your partner and taking your time). It’s a month for pushing boundaries and reaching new heights of pl3@sure.
Sagittarius Try a little public teasing—whisper something dirty in their ear at dinner or wear something risky under your clothes.
Singles: October’s got you feeling social. The Libra solar eclipse on the 2nd hits your friendship zone, meaning someone you’ve been seeing as “just a friend” could suddenly look a lot more attractive. Around the Aries full moon on the 17th, you’re turning up the heat and ready to take things further. Plan a night out that ends in a private after-party. 😉 The key is to keep things playful and light—try a cheeky role-play like “strangers in a bar” or even something a bit kinkier to see if they can keep up.
Relationships: Time to reconnect with your partner on all levels. The solar eclipse highlights the importance of mutual support, so plan some fun social outings to bond. Around the Aries full moon, surprise them with a date night that’s all about play. Add some costumes, a little bit of playful spanking, or introduce a new toy. You’ll be reminded why you fell in love in the first place.
Capricorn Dress up in your best power suit and have them call you “boss” as you give all the orders. Don’t let them make a move until you say so.
Single: October’s got you in the mood to be seen. With the Libra solar eclipse on the 2nd lighting up your career zone, you’re a total boss this month, attracting admirers who love your ambition. Around the Aries full moon on the 17th, shift that energy from the boardroom to the bedroom. Plan a date that shows off your sexy side—think cocktails with a view, and then invite them back to your place for a little “post-meeting” debrief. If you’re feeling extra spicy, throw in a little power play—maybe you’re the boss in more than one way.
Relationships: It’s time to talk about what you both want, both financially and emotionally. The solar eclipse is pushing you to get real about your goals. Consider mixing business with pl3@sure—how about a steamy role-play as CEO and assistant? With the Aries full moon heating up your home life on the 17th, turn your living room into a sexy haven. Try a strip tease or set up a sensual massage station. It’s all about bringing work and play together in a way that’s very satisfying.
Aquarius Experiment with new locations—whether it’s a secluded outdoor spot or just a new room in the house, add a dash of adventure to your usual routine. 😉
Singles: You’re in your element this month, Aquarius! The Libra solar eclipse on the 2nd is lighting up your house of adventure and travel, making you crave someone who can keep up. If you’re swiping, look for profiles that promise a little more excitement—think backpacking, kinky adventures, or even long-distance lovers who bring something new to the table. 😉 Around the Aries full moon on the 17th, plan a spontaneous day trip and see if you can find a sexy stranger along the way. Keep things unpredictable and see where the night takes you.
Relationships: Shake up the routine, darling! October is pushing you and your partner to try something new—take a mini trip or attend a workshop together (maybe something kinkier that’ll get you both thinking outside the box). With the Aries full moon on the 17th, it’s all about communication. Try a dirty-talk challenge or even some public teasing. By the end of the month, you’ll be back to feeling like best friends and lovers.
Pisces This is the month to explore fantasies—try a light BDSM scene, maybe some restraints or impact play. The key is trust and communication. 🔥
Singles: Time to get deep, Pisces. The Libra solar eclipse on the 2nd activates your intimacy sector, so expect to be more in touch with your hidden desires. This is the month to ask yourself: what do I really want in a lover? Around the Aries full moon on the 17th, don’t be afraid to express those desires—maybe you’ve been thinking about exploring BDSM or getting a little filthier in your flirtation style. This month is about breaking down those barriers and going after what really makes you 0rg@sm.
Relationships: October’s got you and your boo diving deep into intimacy. The solar eclipse wants you to explore all the layers of your relationship—emotional and physical. Around the full moon on the 17th, surprise your partner with a steamy night in. Try a little role-play or bring in something new (maybe a blindfold or a vibrating toy) to heighten the experience. With Venus in Scorpio mid-month, the intensity between you two will be palpable—don’t be afraid to get a little dark and naughty.
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